Your WordPress Images Are Trash (Here’s the Fix)
Still serving JPEGs in 2025? WebP and AVIF can slash image sizes by 50%. Here’s how to actually implement them without the corporate fluff.
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INP Is Tanking Your WordPress Rankings (Here’s the Fix)
Your WordPress site loads fast but feels sluggish? INP is probably the culprit. Here’s how to actually fix it without losing your mind.
Redis Object Caching: WordPress Speed That’s Not BS
Your WordPress database is crying. Redis object caching cuts page loads from 800ms to 200ms. Here’s how to set it up without losing your mind.
Your PNGs Are Embarrassing: A WebP/AVIF Reality Check
Stop hauling around image formats from 1996. Here’s how to cut page weight in half with WebP and AVIF without losing your sanity.
INP vs FID: Why Google Hates Your Laggy Code
FID is dead. INP judges every click. If your site lags like a Monday morning without coffee, fix your main thread or watch your rankings crash.
Stop Annoying Google: A Fun Guide to Core Web Vitals
Is your slow site making Google grumpy? Learn to fix Core Web Vitals (LCP, INP, CLS) and improve your site speed without getting a computer science degree.
scheduler.yield: The Cure for the Click That Cried Wolf
Don’t let slow JavaScript tasks cause user rage! Discover the scheduler.yield API, a magical ‘pull over’ button to fix INP and unblock your main thread.
Stop Your Site’s Drunken Wobble: Fix CLS on WordPress
Is your site jumpier than a scared cat? Stop users from misclicking! Learn my epic battle plan to fix Cumulative Layout Shift (CLS) on your WordPress site.
Core Web Vitals: Why Google Hates Your Slow Turtle Site
Your website is slower than a sloth on vacation. Fix your Core Web Vitals, improve page speed, and stop Google from ghosting you.